Your Mother Survived Food Poisoning So I Know What That Mouth Do (aka Punch Death In The Face)

So many feelings come trumpeting
when I delude myself to
thinking what I do is best for everyone.
I am guilty of being terrible
at myself. What are the nouns?

Noble,
Caring,
Answers text messages,
Thoughtful &
Always Likes Your Selfies,
Empathetic,
Helpful,People Minded,
Caring and
Answers text messages and

I run out of synonyms and chances
to make matters better because
I am a small time monster

Devouring

the little chances I get
to prove otherwise.